I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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