normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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