yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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