Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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