is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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