OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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