let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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