C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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