So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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