he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
