Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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