After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
