dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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