that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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