i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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