Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dear god my vagina.
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