The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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