My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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