There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My vagina is very pro this idea
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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