ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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