I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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