do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize