When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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