so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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