I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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