I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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