drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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