If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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