ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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