What should our trivia night team be named?
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Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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