What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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