So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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