dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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