I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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