She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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