So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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