i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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