I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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