For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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