I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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