Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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