I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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