is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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