also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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