He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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