I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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