i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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