we're blogging at a bar
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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