giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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