Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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