He is an equal opportunity slut.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
dude. I can hear the air.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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