I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
