it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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