Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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