I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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