I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
ok first of all what the fuck
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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