If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My dick has a subreddit
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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