The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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