I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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