Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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